And I’m Back

Well, I’m back from possibly the best 10 day vacation (3 days in Disney, 7 day Royal Caribbean cruise) of my life. A few things:

  • Cabs in Orlando are expensive (upwards of $80). If going to Disney, stay on Disney grounds and take the bus.
  • Interesting fact: Disney grounds are twice the size of Manhattan. Moral of this story: do not walk anywhere, take the bus.
  • When going to Epcot to complete the drinks around the world, start in Mexico. Trust me. Starting with tequila is much easier than ending with tequila. Especially when there are 11 countries to drink in.
  • You should be aware that for some unknown reason, shots in Orlando are actually double shots, and half shots are actually regular shots. We learned this one the hard way.
  • Epcot puts on an epic fireworks show at night. It’s even more epic after completing the drinks around the world.
  • Magic Kingdom is, has been, and always will be, an excuse to be six years old.
  • Disney’s Philharmagic 3D show. If you grew up watching Disney movies between 1985-1998, then this will be the best attraction you see.
  • Disney must make a killing on poncho’s when it rains. It’s like the umbrella guy in the city.
  • If you plan on going somewhere for more than a few days, I highly recommend going on a cruise. All the food you eat on a cruise is free, you don’t have to worry about transportation, and everything you could every want on a vacation is at your fingertips. It actually winds up being cheaper than staying at a hotel and going out every night.
  • Surf and turf dinners. Enough said.
  • The sun in the Caribbean is strong. Very strong.
  • You WILL gain weight on a cruise. I went to the gym every day, and I still came back 5 lbs heavier. It happens. Just enjoy the week of no responsibilities.
  • Be polite to the guys serving your food. You will get extra plates of food if you do. Why do you think I gained weight?
  • Last, but certainly not least, cigars after dinner before drinking is a must. Breaks up dinner very nicely so you don’t drink on a full stomach. Cannot stress this one enough.

Posted by: , on 02-22-2010 at 11:42 am in Not Hockey | Comments (9)

  • By Jordan, February 22, 2010 @ 11:48 am

    Disney World is the greatest place in the history of mankind.

  • By Jordan, February 22, 2010 @ 11:48 am

    Welcome back by the way.

  • By Dave, February 22, 2010 @ 12:01 pm

    We went to all four parks in two days. The Toy Story ride in MGM is fantastic too.

    Jordan Reply:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Yes it is. Rockin’ Rollercoaster and Expedition Everest are my favorite rides of the four parks.

  • By Bettman's Nightmare, February 22, 2010 @ 12:20 pm

    Absolutely agreed on the cigars comment.

  • By Matt, February 22, 2010 @ 5:02 pm

    Nice, glad you enjoyed the trip, I’d love to go back to disney sometime soon.

    I went my Jr. year in college for spring break and it was one of the better vacations of my life.

    Did you go with a crew of people?

  • By Gary, February 22, 2010 @ 5:41 pm

    Did you get laid?

  • By Jeremy, February 22, 2010 @ 6:00 pm

    Glad you’re back and had a good time. Love Disney. Agree with Jordan on the rides, although I would add Tower of Terror to that. Haven’t been on a cruise. Always wanted to. I’m guessing you recommend it?

  • By Adrian, February 23, 2010 @ 9:23 am

    Ah, Disney always fun and Royal well there isn’t any cruise line that’s better!

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